Name: Cara Groden

Nickname: Bruce, McScarah (when accompanied by Sarah)

Hometown: She lives in Seattle. She was born near Boston. Don't make her angry.

Major: Online television, with a possible minor in speaking every language known to man.

Favorite Throw: Inside-out forehand, or the triple jump followed by a hammer

Favorite Position: The Hulk. On or off the field. How that's a position is a bit unclear.

Interests: Saying things in a threatening voice, my lumberjacket, ingesting nothing but pasta, milk and apple juice, procrastinating, Eurovision, youtube videos, procrastinating by watching Eurovision videos on youtube, repeatedly telling really long stories (finding 5 dollars), cake.