| Commie
Bastard is a wily little whiptail. She'll fake left and cut right, and before
you know it, she's caught the disc in the endzone. No one can predict where
she's going or what she'll do next. Such is the insidious nature of any
true communist. When not on the field, she can be found holed up in room
E-101, spending hours staring at the glow of the screen, eyes glazed and
wide open. You may also find her in Jewett playing her cello, in Galenstone
Tower playing the carillon, or in Schneider DJing for WZLY. In short, this
lady gets around campus. |
