Name: Captain Melissa Chu

Nickname: Melon; She who governs with a spiked iron fist; 5-cent Whore

Hometown: 69 Tickle-Naughty-Fancy Lane, Slut-em, NH

Major: Pain in the ass.

Hobbies: I take a certain amount of pride in my ability to terrorize my subjects (a.k.a. my teammates) with my spiked iron fist.

Quote: "I govern with a spiked iron fist!"