Name: Merritt Evans (a.k.a. Merritt Evans)

Nickname: Captain Muddy, a.k.a. She-Who-Rules-with-a-Razor-Claw

Hometown: Hometown as in "Special Talents"? I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Major: History

Favorite activities: breaking the mark & carelessly waving my razor claw about

Quote: "Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man." -- Jack Handy