Name: Sarah Koopman

Nickname: Skoop(s), Skoopie, Skoop-a-loop

Hometown: Indiana. Yep, the entire state.

Major: Neuroscience

Favorite Play: The D-Monster D, wherein Skoops appears out of nowhere to emphatically d the disc.

Favorite Position: On-side wing, frequently busting out her favorite play

Interests: Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Darcy, hypothetically doing men in forests, watching tv shows online, superbowls with the Manning brothers, carnivory, randomly slipping into ebonics.